It all makes sense now...

So you know how in malls they put something in the air that makes your mouth unnaturally dry after like 30 minutes of shopping, therefore requiring you to purchase an overpriced beverage from the food court?? I swear they put something in the air here at the library that gives me this unnatural need to pee as soon as I sit down and have already unpacked all of my things.

The world is conspiring against us all in small ways...